7 תשובות
dont forget where you belong
יש כלכך כלכך הרבה
one direction iconic jokes:
harry styles once said:
* we are professionals?
* we are man! were man
* excuse me liam
* iiits my birthdayyy
* i cry but in a cool way
* zebra where??
* oh shut up
* get out of my kitchen!
* im not feeling fabulous
* shit, ive got chlamydia
* london is quite big
* i work in a bakeyy
* its a family show... or is it??
* i have a son, hes name is ishmael, he never calls me anymore
* vodka straight? no, gay
* harry: tpwk also harry: fight fight fight!
* help me jeffrey
* simple but effective
* what did we win?
* i like girls
* ive been on the road i see what happens
* cute as a button every single one of you
* there is enough room for everyone
* my ass is in the line
* at the end of the day
* now kiss me you fool
* i said im gonna tell a buche of jokes!
* 2bananas for pound 3bananas for a euro
* usb
* i am tired and its winter
* and dont eat yellow snow
* it's not complicated
* its not about winners or losers but we won
* no fucking way
* oh yeah
* apart from my drugs test they are all negative
* pew pew
* were not finished yet
* we are all a little bit gay arent we?
* wrong size shoe
* big brown poo
* its not me sister
* i am allergic to marshmallow
* poutine
* kiss her or you fool
* it doesnt go any faster!
* amy and chad
* pepsi pepsi pepsi
* they tasted a lot like sauger paper actually
* halloween is not fun
* different brand of beans
* oh for fucks sake
* jolly good
* physically im fine, emotionally im bruised
* tina shes gay
* yeah i live in the valley
* im not old enough to drive so ill get the train home for christmas yeah
* hey girl
* i cant hear you im working leave me alone
* is olivia even a person? is olivia an emotion? is she a place? we dont know
* its my birthday, and im gay
* yes im an english i have an accent
* pamplemousse
* i mean - i wrote big on my big toe
* peter pan
* maana! maana!
* please carry on i have nothing left to say to you
* a song by me
* memory
* i fell, out of bed
* five lads laddy lads having a laugh
niall horan once said:
* welcome to my fridge
* oh sexy nose
* just chilling at me box
* shake that ass horan, shake that ass
* come on barbie lets go party ah ah ah yeah
* you sing
* potatoes
* pop sugar pop sugar sugar pop pop
* i love ducks
* pranks, laugh..oh
* we took a chonce
* maybe if you say you want me to drive to kfc
* i love me
* jab jab jab push push push not nice
* dont look at me like that! actually do
* you didnt listen to the album, did ya?
* whos the first to admite their farts ?
* its sir to you .. dont call me niall , its sir
* csssssssssss
* why you so shy
* niall " the gun "
* will you be my friend? no i dont want to be your friend
* baby mooooo
* zaaaaaa zaaaaaa
* good evening ya sexy fuckers
* tiger king is shit
* tengo muy calor
* i love me too
* youre ruining for everyone! shut up!
* why you so shay?
* where are we going today mark?
* the name is bond, james bond
* nooot nooot just chill outtt
* i was running drunk
*
louis tomlinson once said:
* i like girls how eat carrots
* kavin?! kavin!
* oh for gods sake niall!
* supamaaaan
* what are you talking about??
* this girl came to me and said write me a ta-oo, write me a tattoo so i said ok wha-?
* can anyone hear running water?
* no! jimmy protested
* niall the bad boy, give it a rest... niall the church boy more like.
* o oiiii
* what do you bring liam!? no hair!!!
* and im jennifer
* shes mine!!
* and id marry you harry ❤
*
* triangle triangle triangle
* obviously
* what are you talking about? you talk some shit in in interviews
* thanks a lot lads
* it say do not dial nine, so i dialed nine
* full of butter ?
* fookin avocado
* im a song
* agh! the light!
* my goldfish is dead
* 36+6=38
* genuinelly ' genuinely
* its r its r
* i wanted to be a criminal
* give me a brake im big
* piataaaaa
* stop the traffic, let em through
* thats your foocking job you foocking loosah
* i scream very loudly
* well well well
* what is going on in this kids brain
* bed time for me, bed time for me
liam payn once said:
* i have a strange fear of spoons
* vas happening salin?
* a
* there is no secrets in the band
* leeroy hmm
* watermelon lover
* strip that down niall
* (i love chicken )
* harry shes five!
* someone is dying out there i swear
* tequila tequila here we go
zayn malik once said:
* vas happening?
* give me my phone right now niall!
* one billioooooooooonn
* i dont like you
* all day all night dj malik dj malik
* louis you idiot
* did she say butter sock?
* im not real
* you dont know me
* if we win fingers crossed . im goona thank mummy
* you are horrible man
* energy juice!!
* that's my doorbell
* i dont even say that anymore
* ummm
* uncle in bel air
* never in a million years
* thats private bro
* this one just has my name on is , right ?
* nah , i dont like you
* i cant walk like a lady man
* i didnt learn anything in japan
* a gentleman never talls
* niall , your face look like a tomaoh
* malabami
* louis you idiot
harry styles once said:
* we are professionals?
* we are man! were man
* excuse me liam
* iiits my birthdayyy
* i cry but in a cool way
* zebra where??
* oh shut up
* get out of my kitchen!
* im not feeling fabulous
* shit, ive got chlamydia
* london is quite big
* i work in a bakeyy
* its a family show... or is it??
* i have a son, hes name is ishmael, he never calls me anymore
* vodka straight? no, gay
* harry: tpwk also harry: fight fight fight!
* help me jeffrey
* simple but effective
* what did we win?
* i like girls
* ive been on the road i see what happens
* cute as a button every single one of you
* there is enough room for everyone
* my ass is in the line
* at the end of the day
* now kiss me you fool
* i said im gonna tell a buche of jokes!
* 2bananas for pound 3bananas for a euro
* usb
* i am tired and its winter
* and dont eat yellow snow
* it's not complicated
* its not about winners or losers but we won
* no fucking way
* oh yeah
* apart from my drugs test they are all negative
* pew pew
* were not finished yet
* we are all a little bit gay arent we?
* wrong size shoe
* big brown poo
* its not me sister
* i am allergic to marshmallow
* poutine
* kiss her or you fool
* it doesnt go any faster!
* amy and chad
* pepsi pepsi pepsi
* they tasted a lot like sauger paper actually
* halloween is not fun
* different brand of beans
* oh for fucks sake
* jolly good
* physically im fine, emotionally im bruised
* tina shes gay
* yeah i live in the valley
* im not old enough to drive so ill get the train home for christmas yeah
* hey girl
* i cant hear you im working leave me alone
* is olivia even a person? is olivia an emotion? is she a place? we dont know
* its my birthday, and im gay
* yes im an english i have an accent
* pamplemousse
* i mean - i wrote big on my big toe
* peter pan
* maana! maana!
* please carry on i have nothing left to say to you
* a song by me
* memory
* i fell, out of bed
* five lads laddy lads having a laugh
niall horan once said:
* welcome to my fridge
* oh sexy nose
* just chilling at me box
* shake that ass horan, shake that ass
* come on barbie lets go party ah ah ah yeah
* you sing
* potatoes
* pop sugar pop sugar sugar pop pop
* i love ducks
* pranks, laugh..oh
* we took a chonce
* maybe if you say you want me to drive to kfc
* i love me
* jab jab jab push push push not nice
* dont look at me like that! actually do
* you didnt listen to the album, did ya?
* whos the first to admite their farts ?
* its sir to you .. dont call me niall , its sir
* csssssssssss
* why you so shy
* niall " the gun "
* will you be my friend? no i dont want to be your friend
* baby mooooo
* zaaaaaa zaaaaaa
* good evening ya sexy fuckers
* tiger king is shit
* tengo muy calor
* i love me too
* youre ruining for everyone! shut up!
* why you so shay?
* where are we going today mark?
* the name is bond, james bond
* nooot nooot just chill outtt
* i was running drunk
*
louis tomlinson once said:
* i like girls how eat carrots
* kavin?! kavin!
* oh for gods sake niall!
* supamaaaan
* what are you talking about??
* this girl came to me and said write me a ta-oo, write me a tattoo so i said ok wha-?
* can anyone hear running water?
* no! jimmy protested
* niall the bad boy, give it a rest... niall the church boy more like.
* o oiiii
* what do you bring liam!? no hair!!!
* and im jennifer
* shes mine!!
* and id marry you harry ❤
*
* triangle triangle triangle
* obviously
* what are you talking about? you talk some shit in in interviews
* thanks a lot lads
* it say do not dial nine, so i dialed nine
* full of butter ?
* fookin avocado
* im a song
* agh! the light!
* my goldfish is dead
* 36+6=38
* genuinelly ' genuinely
* its r its r
* i wanted to be a criminal
* give me a brake im big
* piataaaaa
* stop the traffic, let em through
* thats your foocking job you foocking loosah
* i scream very loudly
* well well well
* what is going on in this kids brain
* bed time for me, bed time for me
liam payn once said:
* i have a strange fear of spoons
* vas happening salin?
* a
* there is no secrets in the band
* leeroy hmm
* watermelon lover
* strip that down niall
* (i love chicken )
* harry shes five!
* someone is dying out there i swear
* tequila tequila here we go
zayn malik once said:
* vas happening?
* give me my phone right now niall!
* one billioooooooooonn
* i dont like you
* all day all night dj malik dj malik
* louis you idiot
* did she say butter sock?
* im not real
* you dont know me
* if we win fingers crossed . im goona thank mummy
* you are horrible man
* energy juice!!
* that's my doorbell
* i dont even say that anymore
* ummm
* uncle in bel air
* never in a million years
* thats private bro
* this one just has my name on is , right ?
* nah , i dont like you
* i cant walk like a lady man
* i didnt learn anything in japan
* a gentleman never talls
* niall , your face look like a tomaoh
* malabami
* louis you idiot
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get out of my kitchen
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