I was gonna steal a car but I'm white I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy Because I'm white I was gonna break in your house but I'm white I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy Because I'm white I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy Because I'm white I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!) I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy Because I'm white I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?) I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?) Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy Because I'm white I was drink some Sprite but I'm white A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy Because I'm white I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy Because I'm white I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy Because I'm white I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!) They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!) And if a black guy my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy Because I'm white Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt? That organic shit, it's good shit man